BOOTYLICIOUS BREAKDOWN: SOLVIN' THE 3 BODY PROBLEM IN SHORTS NAILING

Let's be real, queens, gravity is a total buzzkill. But when it comes to showin' our curves in these here fire shorts, we gotta combat that cosmic mess. Think of it like this: the 3 Body Problem is just a bunch of celestial bodies clashin', and our bootylicious bods are the ultimate power. Struttin' that confidence like it's your birthright. We a